PGA Tour "Going Low" & "First Round Flair" - Fedex Championship

Fellow golf fanatics & degenerate fucks, get ready to sweat out the Tennessee humidity as the PGA Tour rolls into Memphis for the FedEx Championship at TPC Southwind. This isn’t your average weekend round at the local muni; this is high-stakes golf at its finest, where every swing counts and the stakes are higher than any Russian underground poker game you've ever been too. With lush fairways and lightning-fast greens, this course is a golfer’s dream and a commentator’s nightmare—so strap in for a week of soaring drives, pin-seeking approach shots, and hopefully, a few golf balls in someone’s backyard pool.

Going Low: Our Top Picks

Xander Schauffele Top 5 @ +160

Xander Schauffele is so consistent, he’s practically the Swiss watch of the PGA Tour. Ranked high in both accuracy and GIR, Schauffele doesn’t just hit fairways; he practically paints the Mona Lisa on them. With a swing as smooth as butter and a putter that can’t miss, Xander is a lock for a top-five finish. So, if you’re looking to fatten up your wallet, betting on Xander is like betting on the sunrise—almost guaranteed.

Ludvig Aberg Top 10 @ +175

Ludvig Aberg might be the new kid on the block, but he’s already playing like a seasoned pro. The young Swede has been lighting up leaderboards with his impressive ball-striking and fearless play. If there’s one thing we know about Aberg, it’s that he’s not afraid to go for broke. With a combination of power and finesse, he’s ready to tackle the Southwind greens and show the world what he’s made of.

Tom Kim Top 10 @ +210

Tom Kim is like that one friend who’s always down for a challenge and never backs down. He’s got the energy of a kid on Red Bull and the talent to back it up. Ranked among the top in approach play, Kim is set to dissect TPC Southwind with surgical precision. If you’re looking for a fun longshot, Tom Kim’s your guy—he’s got the game and the swagger to make a serious run at the top.

First Round Flair: Who to Watch on Thursday

Scottie Scheffler @10-1

Scottie Scheffler isn’t just a golfer; he’s a magician with a golf club. The way he carves up courses, you’d think he’s got a cheat code for life. Leading the PGA Tour in greens in regulation and ranking high in ball-striking, Scheffler is primed to light up the first round at TPC Southwind. With the precision of a surgeon and the calm of a monk, he’s ready to set the tone for the rest of the field. If he’s feeling it on Thursday, you might see Scheffler go so low, that he may get arrested. Also, he has some good karma going, given that he got it done for the Don 2 weeks ago.

That's that, your trustworthy guide to surviving and thriving at the FedEx Championship. We are 3-1 in golf bets in the past two tournaments and we are just getting hotter and hotter.

With that being said, grab your cash, keep your cool, and prepare for a week of thrilling golf. As always, may your bets be bold and your bankroll bountiful! Stay tuned for more updates, and let’s make this week a memorable one on the PGA Tour.