NFL's Top 10 QB's - Perri Sports Hub Style

Alright, folks, strap in and get ready for the most biased, no-holds-barred ranking of the top 10 QBs in the NFL that you’ll find anywhere on the internet. We at PerriSportsHub have done the impossible—we’ve gathered our collective football IQ (which, let’s be honest, is off the charts) and ranked the best of the best. You might disagree with our picks, and that’s okay—just know that you’re wrong. Let’s dive in.

1. Patrick Mahomes

Let’s start with the obvious. Mahomes isn’t just the top QB in the NFL; he’s practically a cheat code in human form. Watching him play is like watching a magician perform—he pulls rabbits out of hats, makes defenders disappear, and somehow, you still can’t figure out how the hell he did it. The guy throws no-look passes like it’s a backyard game, and defenses are left wondering if they’re playing football or a twisted version of Madden on rookie mode. If Mahomes keeps this up, the Hall of Fame might just start engraving his bust early.

2. Lamar Jackson

Lamar Jackson is like that guy in your pickup game who you just can’t stop, no matter what you do. He’ll juke you out of your shoes, break your ankles, and leave you questioning your life choices. He’s more elusive than a greased-up pig at a county fair, and his arm isn’t half bad either. The Ravens’ offense is basically “Lamar, do something amazing,” and 9 times out of 10, he delivers. If you’re still doubting Lamar, go ahead and try to catch him—good luck with that.

3. Justin Fields

Justin Fields is the future, and the future looks bright, baby. He’s got an arm like a cannon, legs like a gazelle, and a football IQ that’s higher than your blood pressure after a bad parlay. Fields has been slinging the rock like a seasoned vet, and if the Steelers can get their shit together and decide Fields will be our leader, he’s going to be terrifying for opposing defenses. Pittsburgh has finally found their guy after Big Ben, and we at PerriSportsHub couldn’t be more hyped. Fields is the real deal, and it’s only a matter of time before the rest of the league figures that out.

4. Josh Allen

Josh Allen is basically what would happen if you combined a linebacker with a quarterback and then injected him with a gallon of pure adrenaline. The dude is built like a brick shithouse, has a rocket launcher for an arm, and isn’t afraid to truck a defender if he has to. He’s like the NFL’s version of the Hulk—just angrier and with a much better deep ball. Buffalo might be cold, but Allen is on fire, and if you’re facing the Bills, you better pack an extra pair of pants, because Allen is going to make you piss yourself.

5. Jalen Hurts

Jalen Hurts is the kind of QB who makes you want to run through a brick wall for him. He’s got the leadership of a general, the arm of a sniper, and the legs of a goddamn cheetah. If you’re doubting Hurts, just look at the Eagles’ offense last year—they were humming like a finely tuned engine, and Hurts was the one driving. He’s not flashy, he’s not showy, but he gets the job done, and at the end of the day, that’s all that matters. Philly finally has a QB they can believe in, and Hurts is just getting started.

6. C.J. Stroud

C.J. Stroud might only be in his second year, but he’s already playing like a seasoned pro. The Texans took a gamble on him, and it’s paying off big time. Stroud has the kind of arm that makes you think he was born with a football in his hand, and his poise under pressure is something you usually see in guys with a few more gray hairs. If Stroud keeps this up, he’s going to make a lot of people look real dumb for doubting him. The Texans might just have found their franchise savior, and we’re here for it.

7. Joe Burrow

Joe Burrow is as cool as the other side of the pillow. He’s got the swagger of a rockstar, the precision of a surgeon, and the guts of a high-stakes gambler. Burrow’s been through more shit than most QBs his age—ACL tears, crappy O-lines, you name it—but he just keeps on ticking. The Bengals’ offense revolves around him, and when he’s on, he’s damn near unstoppable. Burrow’s not just a QB; he’s a fucking leader, and that’s why he’s on this list.

8. Justin Herbert

Justin Herbert is like that quiet kid in the back of the class who suddenly shows up and aces every damn test. He’s not flashy, he doesn’t talk much, but when he steps on the field, it’s game over for the defense. Herbert’s arm is a cannon, and he’s got the accuracy to back it up. The Chargers have a bona fide star on their hands, and if they can avoid their usual curse of horrific luck, Herbert’s going to take them places. Mark our words—this kid is special.

9. Tua Tagovailoa

Tua Tagovailoa is like a walking enigma. One minute he’s throwing dimes, the next he’s getting benched, and then he’s back to being a star. It’s like a rollercoaster that no one asked for, but damn it, we’re all strapped in for the ride. When Tua’s on, he’s electric, and the Dolphins’ offense is like a well-oiled machine. The only thing holding him back is the constant fear of injury, but if Tua can stay healthy, he’s going to make some serious noise this season.

10. Jared Goff

Yeah, you read that right—Jared Goff is in the top 10, and if you’re surprised, you haven’t been paying attention. Goff has quietly been putting up some impressive numbers in Detroit, and he’s leading an offense that’s way more potent than people give it credit for. He might not be the flashiest QB, but he’s steady, reliable, and damn good at his job. The Lions are on the rise, and Goff is steering the ship. Don’t sleep on him—this guy’s legit.

There you have it, folks—the definitive, no-bullshit list of the top 10 QBs in the NFL. Disagree? Go ahead and shout into the void, because we’re standing by these picks. Now go place your bets, draft your fantasy teams, and get ready for one hell of a season!